gnarly

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

condom

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

perpetually-wondering

perpetually-wondering:

wearitasawormstach:

bisousethiboux:

lilmisssunshinee:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

That was the biggest mindfuck I’ve ever experienced. Not even kidding.

AHHHHH OMG

WHAT IS THIS OMG NO LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW OMG I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT UGH

WHAT NO THIS IT CAN’T SO SCARY NO IT AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS

condom

jewmingle:

DID HE DIE?? 

HIS HEAD MOVED SO FAST WAT